MisfitBlogViViana-TDP

“English Language Is Not Created By Vaishali Vyas.”

Hello, World!

Today I’m Going To Tell You About A Someone Who Is A Good Person In This World Of Quite Many Bad People. Someone Who Actually Cared, Even If It Might Have Been Fake. So Let’s Talk.

English Language
English Language

I Have A Dream Among Others. For That I Got In Touch With A Someone Working For Google, I Guess. She Couldn’t Help Me With What I Needed But She Did Give Me A Good Advice Out Of Humanity, I Guess. She First Appreciated My Writing Skills And Then Asked Me About What I Find A Major Fault In Everything I Write. I Knew What She Was Talking About. And I Told Her. Then She Asked Why Do I Write Like That? I Tried To Explain Her, But Guess I Couldn’t.

But I Will Now.

Yes, I Write In Title Case Always. That’s Me. I Used To Write like this, Too In My Earlier Days. I Saw People Writing lyk dis, Too. And I Started Doing The Same. But It Disturbed Me In A Way. It Disturbed My Love For The English Language. It Looked So Irregular And Disordered Way Of Writing. And So I Decided To Be Different. No, Different Doesn’t Always Mean Wrong. And It Need Not Necessarily Be Right. It’s Just, Different.

It’s A Strange Reason… So… Umm… In My Life, I Value Words The Most. Especially English. For Me, Every Word Has Equal And Very High Importance. I Don’t Prioritize My Words, Like Only Capitalize Important Word Or Proper Nouns According To Grammar. I Treat Every Word Equally. Same Reason Why I Can’t Break Promises Or Lie. Because That’s Like Disrespecting Words. And That Doesn’t Feel Right To Me.
Although, Grammatically, It’s Incorrect, But Then Use Of Custom-Made Abbreviations And Slangs Is Too, Up To Certain Extent… And, I Only Capitalize Typed Words. In School, I Don’t Do That. I Also Respect Language And Sentence Structure, Even If I’m Not That Great At It.

It Sounds Stupid, But, Then That’s Me, Unique, Different, Strange, Weird, Everything Together. Again A Reason Why I’m The Ultimate Misfit. And, Yeah, When I Use SHOUTY CAPITALS, That’s Only For Stressing On The Word Which Is Spoken The Same Way.

At This Time, Even My Phone Is Habitual Of How I Type In English. It Suggests Me Capitalized English Words Only. I’m Habitual. I’ll Be Slow If I Have To Type In Sentence Case. Besides, If By-Mistake, I Write A Non-Capitalized Word, It Annoys Me. Feels Like A Crime. (I Dunno Why) So, It’s Just A Reflex Action, That I Type Only Capitalized Words. I Only Use That While Writing Personal Texts. Like Chats And Other Stuff. In Social Media, I Mean. Not In School. It Does Affect Me Because Of Guilty Feeling Again, But I’m Also Able To Ignore Because Of Same Guilty Feeling.

It’s Like My Guilt-Feeling Don’t Let Me Make Mistakes. Doing Something Wrong Or Incorrect Annoys Me. Now, In My Mind, I Know That In School, It’s Wrong. School Rules Say You Must Use Proper Grammar. Here, My Guilt-Feeling Kicks In, Telling Me Not To Do The Wrong Thing And Follow The Rules. But, While Chatting, My Mind Tells Me That I’ve Control Over This. This My Personal Thing. So, I Have To Follow My Rules. Now In My Rules, Capitalizing Every Word Is A Necessity. So, Again My Guilt-Feeling Tells Me, “Do The Right Thing. Follow Rules!” And So I Do.

So That’s That.

And, Now, Miss Good Person, Thank You For Your Advice. It’s Because I Respect You, I Changed All My Texts To Sentence Case. But More Than My Respect For You Or Anyone Else, I Respect My Self. This Is Me. This Is How I Write. And, Yes, “English Language Is Not Created By Vaishali Vyas.” But, Miss, English Language Is Also Not Created By The People Who Write lyk dis.

And A Fun Fact – José Saramago, Was A Portuguese Writer And Recipient Of The 1998 Nobel Prize In Literature. I’d Like To Share An Extract From José’s Wikipedia, About His Writing Style:

José Saramago Autograph

Saramago’s experimental style often features long sentences, at times more than a page long. He used periods sparingly, choosing instead a loose flow of clauses joined by commas. Many of his paragraphs extend for pages without pausing for dialogue, (which Saramago chooses not to delimit by quotation marks); when the speaker changes, Saramago capitalizes the first letter of the new speaker’s clause. His works often refer to his other works. In his novel Blindness, Saramago completely abandons the use of proper nouns, instead referring to characters simply by some unique characteristic, an example of his style reflecting the recurring themes of identity and meaning found throughout his work.

Well, Portuguese Language Is Also Not Created By Respected Mr. José. 😉

“If it sounds like writing, I rewrite it. Or, if proper usage gets in the way, it may have to go. I can’t allow what we learned in English composition to disrupt the sound and rhythm of the narrative.”

Elmore Leonard

Disclaimer

I Do Not Mean Disrespect And Offence To Anyone And Anything, Alive Or Dead. I’m Just Sharing My Views, Which I’ve Much Right To Do. I’m Thankful To Everyone Who Respects My Way Of Writing. And, If Anyone Is Not Liking My Work, They Can Simply Close The Current Tab. I Didn’t Force You To Read It, Man!

Much Thanks To The Miss Who Gave Me A Valuable Advice.

Infinite Respect And Admiration For Mr. José Saramago.

Special Thanks To You, Who Knows Who I’m Referring To By That ‘You’, Who Reminded Me Of Myself.


English Language

Read More Posts Like This Here.


Find José Saramago’s Books Here:


How Much Did You Like This Post?

Click On A Star To Rate This Post.

Average Rating 5 / 5. Vote Count 6

No Votes So Far! 🙁 Be The First To Rate This Post.

As You Liked This Post...

Follow Me On Social Media!

I'm Sorry That You Didn't Like My Post.

Let Me Improve It.

Tell Me How Can I Improve It?

2+

2 thoughts on ““English Language Is Not Created By Vaishali Vyas.”

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *